The North Pole, grew too cold for the man.
( Too cold for that fat man )
( He just can’t take it )
So He’s gonna  retire. where there’s never an inch of snow.
( He said he’s going )
Said he’s gonna leave the cold
( Gonna leave the cold )
And finally cure his runny nose. No more checking things twice,
Polar bears, or mistletoe.

Chorus:
He’s leavin’ (  Leavin’ ) 
On that midnight sleigh to Florida 
( Leavin’ on that midnight sleigh )
Said he’s gonna just kick back,
( Gonna just kick back )
Under that hot tropical sun
( He’s gonna fry under that big old sun,
gonna need a SPF of five hundred and one. )
No presents he’ll bring ( Not a single one )
On that midnight sleigh to Florida.
( Leavin’ on the midnight sleigh to Florida, HO! HO! )
He says you spoiled boys and girls ( Oh so spoiled  )
Can kiss his big white behind.
( His, pale, and white, big old wide behind )

He can’t stop wheezin’ ( Wheezing )
and he's got Arthritis too.
( He's got a runny nose, and a creek in the bones  )
But he sure found out the hard way,
that toes aren’t suppose to turn blue. 
( Toes are not suppose to be blue, uh uh, no, uh uh. ) 
So he closed down the workshop.
( Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo )
And pink-slipped all the elves.
( Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo )
Bought some Bermuda shorts, a condo,
and a set of golf clubs too. 
Oh yes he did, he said he would, uh huh