The Santa Claus Dance

    Put the key in the ignition, Put your foot on the floor.
         Disengage transmission, Hear my muffler roar.
        I’ve got an invitation, The company sent and me.
   To celebrate the holidays, I think I’ll cause me a scene.
                               
When I got to the country club, I thought I’d take me a chance.
Out on the floor with my coworkers, I’ll show ‘em a new Christmas dance.
                               
       Is this a Christmas party or what, Then say yeah!
                Let’s do the Santa Claus dance.
                               
    Put your right foot forward, Put your left foot like so.
Throw a sack of toys over your shoulder, Grab your belly and go ho, ho.
        Move it to your left, Just try to do your best.
     Now move it to your right, your looking out of sight.
      If you don’t know the steps then go ahead and guess.
   You don’t need eight reindeer to do the Santa Claus dance.
                               
       Is this a Christmas party or what, Then say yeah!
                Let’s do the Santa Claus dance.
                               
      They do it that way in London, And even in New York
    They dance that way in Tokyo, and all around the world.
             Even in Hollywood in a smoggy breeze.
     Like a 9 point earthquake rocking & rolling you free.
                               
              Do the dance, The Santa Claus dance
             Do the dance, The new Christmas dance
              Do the dance, The Santa Claus dance
                Do the dance, The new soul dance
                               
       Is this a Christmas party or what, Then say yeah!
                 Let’s do the Santa Claus dance.